Flight of the Conchords – Ladies of the World

Exclusive YouTube premier: the new Flight of the Conchords song, Ladies of the World, from their self titled LP.

It’s BRILLYUNT!

Pendulum

A few months ago I was green with envy when a friend told me he was going to see Pendulum live.

Now, i’m not really into Drum ‘n’ Bass. In fact I hate most of it. My brother likes to play it loud and I feel like i’m having my head kicked in.
But Pendulum are like the Prodigy. You don’t have to be into that kind of music to like them. The music just makes you happy, whatever your tastes.

In the past few weeks i’d been hearing loads of people talking about the new album they’ve just released. I wasn’t really bothered about hearing it so I didn’t download it or buy it.

But today my brother told me some amazing news. Pendulum are going to be playing in the pub just down the road from me. Yes, that’s right. Pendulum are coming to sleepy North Wales. £5,000 is being paid to have them here. And my brother is the one designing the fliers.

To celebrate he burnt me a copy of their new album “In Silico” and it is BRILLIANT.

From the very first song you just know it’s going to be good.

WET PUSSY

They’ve ever drugged him, or he’s just utterly resigned to his fate.

Ten points for correctly guessing what thoughts are going through his head.

Absolute Poetry

~Zahrim~ says:
how is you bitch?
Lucy says:
not bad fanks
Lucy says:
you?
~Zahrim~ says:
im cooler than a cucumber in a frigid womans happy place

Brings a tear to your eye.

Tim Daniel

On ITV’s “This Morning” right now. Absolute cunt. Don’t bother with him.

Coming soon: Top Ten People Who Get On My Nerves.

One of the worst programmes ever

This evening and I massivly hungover and annoyed at the world.
TV is the only thing that make me feel slightly better tonight.

I saw this listed as being on BBC 2 today and thought it looked interesting.

“Clinical psychologist Dr Tanya Byron asks why we judge some expressions of sexual desire as eccentric but within normal bounds, and condemn others as repugnant and dangerous”

After about 5 minutes I realised this programme had definatly been discribed wrongly. It should have been “Clinical psychology and snobby bitch Dr Tanya Byron goes around London patronizing people and looking openly disgusted as they talk to her about their private lives.”

I would have enjoyed that programme 100% more if she’d been impartial, documenting these people rather than ridiculing them.

The only part of it that I actually liked was when she sat down with a convicted pepeadophile who talked openly and honestly to her about his sexual desires and what he feels is normal. After about ten minutes she just tells him his problems are down to his past and childhood. What a fucking cop out.
He rightly told her where to go. For years he’s been seeing psychologists and doctors and they work tirelessly together to figure out the root of the problem, and she thinks she’s solved it by stating something that’s blatantly obvious and we’ve all realised anyway.

This is her. Let’s throw darts at her.

STOP

CAT EATING LIKE A HUMAN TIME

STOP

CATS BOBBING THEIR HEADS TO MUSIC TIME

When Snap gets angry!

(I’m the one on the right)

It’s Cat Playing a Theramin Time

Yes, I can’t be arsed blogging about stuff at the moment.
You’d better get used to videos of cats and that.